Sunday, October 31, 2004

Some jokes to relax upon.....hahahahaa......

  前几天刚考完期末考,好心的教授留下了他的电话,我深知自己考得并不理想,心想打电话去问候一下教授,顺便打听自己的成绩,或者干脆向教授求情。
  电话通了之后,我发现教授家竟然进步到使用电话语音服务!
  电话中传来教授的声音:“来者是何人?是同事请按1,是我太太的朋友请按2,是我朋友请按3,学生请按9。”
  于是我按了9。
  接着教授的声音又出现了:“有啥事?问候请按1,问成绩请按2,讨论问题请按3,其他请按4。”   于是我按了2。
  接着教授的声音又问:“你哪班的?1A请按1,1B请按2,1C请按……”’
  于是我选了我的班级。
  “报上你的学号,由按键输入,输入完请按#字键,重新输入请按*宇键。”
  我乖乖的将自己的学号输入,接着便听到计算机的运作声音。
  当我正期待听到我的成绩从电话的另一端传来时,教授的声音再次响起——
  “除夕前有没有空?有空请按1,没空请按2。”
  我一点都不知道教授为什么想知道这些事情,但是我想我寒假也没啥活动,于是我按了1。
  语音继续着:“最近手头紧不紧?紧请按1,不紧请按2。”
  不会吧!教授这么关心学生?难道想对学生伸出援手?正好我最近的手头非常紧,也许可以向教授周转一下,所以我按了1。
  接着从电话的那头传采:“你被当了!本电话将在两秒后自动切断。”
  错愕的我愣在电话前……

past life!

Your Past Life:
The Soldier -- You may have spent your past life defending the rights of others and your country.

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Wat a fantastic stroke of luck!!!!

Cant imagine this.........i went thru this yday.....
in the morning i went to sch ...originally suppose to be my free day...but ah..i can finish my work n i need my lecturer's advice so my fren n i went to c her.....
When i get off Bus....a mist condense in my spec...so i take off n wipe it away......at this moment the frame juzt burst out.....the screw came loose n i had my lens on my palms....then as i struggles to place it back...the lens frop to the pool of murky water....on the floor...n it broke....actually chip off a piece......so miserable sia......i got no $$$ liao n my spec just broke.....haiz...then i went to c lecturer lor...
she n me had a nice chat after grading my work.......got improvement....but still dun get the main idea....she say i will make it...but i doubt it....she very clever when i ask something specific about exam format.....she answered me in exchange for news on the teaching conducted by the teaching asst......hahaha.....i got sly.......neutral answer....
then go n mit mum go c doc.....very jialat.......my illness not yet recovered....
then go optical shop........wah...my eyesight failing......choose the frame also took me so long.....wah...140buck leh......burn a hole in my pocket........

Thursday, 28/10
------------------
i was the tutor for the day of my tutorial...all i did was read the questions...coz i really duno wat the paper is about...then topic change to pokemon n i was so shocked...i din watch cartoons for long time....haiz....

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Very true of the romance novels

hahaha....take a look at this..very interesting

打破传统之未婚先孕

昨天看了燕然的<找个理由>,实在是忍不住想跟大家分享一下.
实在是太佩服女猪了.

传统言情讲到女猪未婚先孕无非是以下几种情况:

1.男猪因误会女猪而与女猪分手,女猪发现自己怀孕,独自抚养孩子.N年后,男猪与女猪相遇,发现孩子,于是误会解开皆大欢喜.

2.男猪家长看不起女猪,于是乎派代表(通常是男猪母)与女猪私下谈判,女猪很有骨气的拒绝男母开出的支票,隐瞒怀孕的事远走他方.男猪因女猪的突然消失而开始游戏人间.N年后无意中发现一小男孩(注意非得是男孩,不然男猪母还是不会承认女猪)非常之亲切且与自己"一个模子里刻出来",于是^^^^^^并且^^^^^^,又是皆大欢喜.

3.男猪因仇恨而接近女猪,引诱女猪,强迫女猪.女猪拼命逃离男猪,最后终于逃脱成功(当然靠女猪自己是绝对逃不了的,这就需要女配的协助了,或者男猪发现自己爱她,而她居然恨自己,于是只得放手).女猪逃脱后发现自己爱上了他,还怀了他的骨肉,又没勇气面对他的恨(她到现在还以为男猪恨她),只好含辛茹苦把孩子带大.又是N年后,男女猪无意中(很有可能是男猪故意)相遇,发现原来对方是爱自己的,^^^^^^不用说了吧.

4.^^^^^^
通常我们称这类言情为地雷,实在很有扫扫的必要,但是燕然用这种老套的情节写出不同的面貌.
<找个理由>中女猪很拜金(这通常是女配的特质),为了要嫁给男猪不惜一切手段,男猪虽然知道孩子是自己的,但还是很鄙视女猪,迫于女猪的威胁只得娶她,婚后相敬如冰,加上婆婆千方百计离间女猪母子的感情,男猪对女猪的不信任,搞到最后女猪终于受不了放弃一切留书(当然是离婚协议书了)出走.

传统的颠覆到此为止,以后的部分纯属赚人热泪.

女猪的一句话让我印象深刻
"是,我是想飞上枝头变凤凰,想钓个金龟婿,想不劳而获,想过少奶奶的生活,买漂亮的时装,戴名贵的珠宝,出入上流社会,这离谱吗?有哪个少女不梦想变成灰姑娘?你认为我下贱,为了嫁你不择手段,卑躬屈膝,你认为我想吗?如果我是石油大亨的千金,我还用这样吗?  至于追求财富,这不是现实的社会所推崇的吗?每一个人不都在做吗?只是方法各异罢了。一个穷学生,我所做的没有伤害任何人,一切全在法律与道德允许的范围内,我错在哪里了?而你们为了敛取财富,用尽手段,巧取豪夺,为富不仁,你敢拍胸口说你所花的每一分钱全是血汗钱,全是干干净净的,没逼别人跳楼自杀,贪婪如你们,有什么资格教训我?"

LONG LONG TIME NO UPDATE!!!!

Sorry Pals....I am VEry EXTRMELY busy...so do bear with me!!!!
Let me update a few things...hope u dont mind my longwinded ness!!!

5/10, Tuesday
-----------------
hahhahaha.....wo de yi de xiao...ya deo yi de xiao......
i am laughing like siao...coz i did the most crazy thing today......
i answered a very simple( to me) and important question in front of the whole lecture group today.....here is the picture
the lecturer was very pissed off when a few pple tok, including the front row...there got 1 act cute gal who got scolded for toking in another class...
he warned them 3X, yet they very buey zidong.....so he dropped a bombshell"wat is the difference between capitalism and modernity?"
instantaneously.....everyone quieten now.......sum1 tried to answer but incomplete.So he said,"i shall continue the class after some1 answer me."he pulled a chair towards him and settle down, sipping from a can of coke...enjoying himself...
then i tot mayb some1 knows it..then i dun nid to answer coz i not very certain....then me n frenz start to discuss n it refresh my memory.....
then i think he is serious of not starting the class.....normally when no1 answer, lecturer will continue wif the class...egged on by my frenz....i had no choice but to say it loudly....
he is impressed n say"excellent!" and he gets up n started class..
classmates were clapping their hands for me from behind....
my frenz n groupmate were commenting i am a hero...
who knows i am trembling n blabbering..my face was flushed after i said it...my hands cold n tremble....i hate speaking aloud........
he didnt manage to finish all the lecture notes n told us to read on our own, included in exam some more...haiz.......


12/10, Tuesday
------------------
Terrible sia..i overspend.....jialat...i think i beta stop my spending spree....but wat have i bought? i cant seem to rembr anything major...scared the hell out of me when i realsie i have got oli few bucks left in my Piggy.....oh god...my piggy has become the kids u c in starvation situation......wat am i going to do????? can i give her some of my fats???

16/10 Saturday
------------------
i start to feel very...extremely uncomfy.......i have running nose and cant seem to stop...worse still, i got blocked ears....cant seem to hear anythign soft....but i had to go out wif mum.....haiz..no choice....bro tried to call me....but my hp in bag...cant help in noisy settings...then suddenly i caught it but it was too late......he came to find us.......i got a huge tirade from him!!!! for the rest of the day, he provoked me all the time...so mad sia...not my fault that i cant hear....noisy settings, blocked ear and running nose are deadly combination..he wun hear it......haiz....
mama pity me so she buy some peppermint leaves to boil for me drink....hehehehe.....thz ma....muack!!!

17/10 Sunday
-----------------
now i know, misfortune dun come singlehandly, they will bring partners!!!!!! my mum hurried me out of sudden to c a very strange lady.....so i rush out of my room...but as u know...my cable connecting to the router on the floor....i din c it so my left big toe caught it in between....and like i was playing rugby...catching the ball in landing position........except it is concrete and i am having a fall!!!! ouch..i was shocked and angry that i fell.....then i felt sharp pain..but think it is ok....by nite time i know the severity of the situation..my big toe cant bend!!!!!!!!and walking hurt like SNB!!!!!
resigned to my fate, i get some hot water from the boiler n do hot compress n rub some medicated oil......heng...no need to c "die-da" sinseh..........
Pearl Harbor extreme cool!!!!! hahaha....two episodes sia...but i have a question...y does JOsh Hartnett have to die? y not that Damn Ben Affleck? he survived Armangaddon...he must fall in Pearl Harbor.....isnt it a cycle?y must shuaige die??? sob sob...so sad.....

19/10 Tuesday
------------------
i feel my flu getting serious.....very bad....but i cant go c doc..i got project to hand in tml....nid to do a lot of things as i discover that i copy wrong things..have to re-do....magic hour again......

20/10 Wednesday
--------------------
i sleep at 4 am this morning n i get up at 6am...yawnz.....i was late for the 1st lecture...i din mind liao....the lecturer quite angry sia..but i bo bian lah......
my fren ask how's the project coz she seen me yesterday...i shown her the work...she says, impressive...u rushed all these out????
then heng my translation tutor din say anything abt my interpretation.....u know y? coz i din do note-taking....i did instant translation.....suppose to be the difficult part...but i went thru it fine for three times....whew!!!!

21/10 Thursday
--------------------
Buay tahan liao...i was forced by dad like sending prisoner....off to the chung hwa clinic.....my family doc away on course......so i went in register...staff so slow n a bit duff on the system used..cant type my name.....then i blurt out my telephone number wrongly.....i say05 instead of 55.......haiz.......my dad glared at me.......
then wait for my turn........long wait...i manage to finish my translation h/w......
then went in ...old lady..she fidget very long on computer that i want to fall asleep....she din seem capable at 1st glance...maybe i was wrong....then she ask about my name.....very strange meh? she ask me how to write......i tot she cant do it on her computer again.....after that..she ask me,"are u a PRC?"
i was like "WHAT?!!!!!" i am a true,blueblood SINGAPOREAN!!!!!! furthermore, a hybrid between Malaysian n Singaporean shouldnt yield PRC, Peranakan mayb......
then she also shocked n say,"u Singaporean?" i nodded ...barely concealed my shock n anger....i was given a slip of paper wif my data all on it b4 i went in the room...i gave the slip to her n she did even c my NRIC had my birthyear on it...how can i be a PRC???!!!! ridiculous.....
then she key in things some more...suddenly turn towards me and ask," shen me shi? (wat?)"
i was blur for 3 sec......i was there becoz "wo you shi" otherwise i would be sitting there......then it dawn on me that she was asking for symptoms.......then i was like shd ask,"you she me zheng zhuang?(wat are ur symptoms?)"
then after that i ask if my voice will be ok after a feel days' rest? she replied an answer that nearly make me fall off my chair, "chi yao jiu hui hao lor (eat medication n u will b fine!!!!)" isnt it obvious.....i am asking how long will it take roughly..coz i got a presentation coming up and oral.....
then she told me to gargle with saltwater..i nearly rolled up my eyes.....wat an TRADITIONAL n useless method....now confirm she is very incompetent.......
I told this to my parent...both roar wif laughter over PRC part....start calling me zhong-guo-mei....mum even suggest i play with the doc by using faked beijing accent to reply the following, "oh, ni zhen me zhi dao? ni tai li hai le. (oh, how did u know? u are very clever.)"
i got three lines down my forehead.........the medicine very bitter n the pills so big.....poor me......have to drink coz my thing pileing up liao..

22/10 Friday
------------------
Short day turn long day.....i mit groupmate..n pple suay me say i am very hyperactive today....full of ideas...meaning i not so clever during the normal days lah....
then i rushed to do work b4 i c my lecturer.....mit two OGL mates occupying the left n right side of me.....i felt crows juz flew past my head......
the one of the right say nothing....i was absorbed in that i din c him after much later....he changed a lot..so i not sure if him....the left one form a powerful tension as he sit beside me.....he called me n of course i respond..i din know wat to say n i mispronounced his name......actually i behave like siao kids online so i afraid to c him also..he ask very sensitively if i dun like to c him? i quickly say no....but i was trying to rush my work, nid to hand in which is true.....then he say oh......ok...carry on...dun mind me....
i heaved a sigh of relief inwardly......i continued wif my work...he looked at me very intently on how i work..i feel so uncomfy.....then when he left...i juz say goodbye.....at this time, the guy on my right start to fidget....he recognised the other guy n of course me....but he din say anything n so i din say anything...
i got a worse than ever imagined lecture from my lecturer on my work...she literally blasted at me for my slip-shortness......my whole work was ruined at the end of her tirade.....i nid to re-do a new piece.....haiz.....u know wat class this is? translation......




Wednesday, September 29, 2004

wah...sure or not?

HASH(0x886adbc)
You're a curious baby, and proud of it. Anything
that you haven't seen or heard of before
perplexes you, and you just HAVE to know more
about it.


What Kind Of Baby Are You? (Pictures)
brought to you by Quizilla

wah....so chiam

HASH(0x88f1458)
You have White Wings! Pure and innocent, your
kindness attracts other people toward you. You
can be shy and quite, but when others know you
better, they realize you are fun and bubbly.
You hate it when other around you are sad, and
always see the good in everyone and everything.
Chances are you either help in the shelter, or
are a tutor in school. You are very kind and
friendly, but also quite nave. Dont be fooled
by looks. Some things do go bump in the night.


What Color are your wings?(Mainly for Girls)Beautiful Pix!
brought to you by Quizilla

wat flirt is this?

cute flirt
Cute Flirt


What Kind of FLIRT are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Sunday, September 26, 2004

how is it?

HASH(0x8862c54)
You're Racus!


Gundam Seed Character Quiz
brought to you by Quizilla

wah....so nice!!!1

Heaven
You came from heaven. Your gole in life is to help
others and to make the world a better place.
Some call you weak, but in reality your soul is
very strong. If only more people were like
you...


Where did you come from?
brought to you by Quizilla

Min's Birthday Celebration!!!!


Finally after my test, I can relax sia...Way so long haven c them...duno how have they been...Anyway...I start my day cleaning the hse....SURPRISE???!!!


Well, becoz sum1's coming to our hse so have to put on the best behavior n situation sia...A bit sly ah......But that's the way things are mah...Show the best side...dun let mama malu mah....wait got no food to eat... then visit Val who's cleaning the hse....like wat mama say she's a very hardworking gal...me if left on my own...will die lah.....hehehehe.....anyway ask her to return my very very overdue book....Thanks ya, gal!!!!


Came n gone and i din go n mit Vallerie and the rest...sorry sia....Those kids of my cousins.....buay tahan sia...if my kids , will definitely spank their buttocks....kid little terrors....jump here, jump there....touch here touch there.....wah....cant stand sia....juz like their dad when they were young...alwaz bully me......create havoc........then my bro a bit siao when pple came.....he alwaz say i too fake.....u know y?


B'coz I WAS TOO FRIENDLY!!!!!


c'mon.....it is simple and friendly gesture when pple came to ur hse..u nid to c if they nid anything....n smile rite???!!! this guy call me FAKE!!!!...boiling sia.....Y not say himself fake when he can tok sweetly to his frenz on phone while roaring at us????!!!!!


Then the celebration at marina bay...i tot me n xin were running late...i panicked a little but xin was so zai!!!!! she steady ah...say dun worry...we wun b late...tru enuff we arrive very early....hehehe..then we mit liling at the mrt stn...the gals call us to go n book seats...but hor..i find a wide $$$$ differencefor shops on the left and shops on the right...the shops on left is $12..while the other's lowest is $9...so i phone n tok then decide to get to the $9 shop...cheap mah...me poor...


Turn out tat the waiter want to cheat my $$$...he told me $10..when the gals at the mrt stn say $9...i told him n he say:"9 ah....9 lor!!!!". Wah...if i din say...does that me we still nid to pay 1dollar more?....then the whole cooking process is a terror...everyone got attack by the oil.....haiz....squirting here n there.......i kana many times lor...that i nearly want to hide under the table....Next time when times improve n my piggy get fatter...we can go Seoul Garden....safer sia.....


Realise that the gals late coz chose pressie for min...got a 37degree bag for her.....then we laugh n joke along the way.....I repeat once more i am not going to do pole dancing ah.........ask ah gu to bring u c the real thingy.....


we sort of decide to celebrate xmas in sentosa...buy a big package n play till crazy.....hehehehe

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Updates for the Week!!!!


as u all know, now is my holidays...hehehehe....So there wun be much happening since I din go out n coop at home to study for my test.....But a few things happen


First is my dear Cybercrime lecturer.....She together wif our dear Tutor, decided that my team will do another debate next week which mean I have to hand in the troublesome n tedious debate brief again by And....I aredi very hectic wif my project liao.....Yet she still gif me this kinda crap!!!! Make me go down to sch on wed to discuss.


then Xin came into the pic...That poor gal...She fail a few items for her NAFA and envy me no nid to go for it....she want to tok to me about it....chitchat a bit but I din have time for her since I have test....So hopefully..I am able to chat wif her today!!!!


Finally, yday's test...I nearly vomit blood n want to bleed myself to death....y leh...the test was realli ez...far too ez...anyway who study wil know how to do.....but me too happy till i overlooked certain points and there goes my marks.....sob.sob.....


Worse still, i saw HIM sitting right in the row behind me when i went into the LT for test...so when i turn accidentally, he looked at me while i looked at him.....SHOCKED sia.......wah kau...i never sit so close to him b4 leh............very fan.........guess i am not steady enuff....otherwise i wun let this kinda of feelings hurt my grades....

Monday, September 20, 2004

Min's Birthday

Happy Birthday, Min!!! Hope that ur life in camp gets BEtter!!!!

Saturday, September 18, 2004

oh realli so??!!! i duno..wat do u all think?

bed
Your soul is bound to the Rose Bud: The
Naive.

"I keep all of my secrets somewhere inside
and though I haven't let myself shine to the
world, I'm good for something but too good to
give to you."


The Rose Bud is associated with innocence,
curiosity, and confidence. It is governed by
the god Cupid and its sign is The Dewdrop, or
Puppy Love.

As a Rose Bud, you may have grand ideas about love
and you may well be inexperienced. You tend to
be optomistic, idealistic, and curious, but
it's just because you like being a positive
person. You also may have high thoughts of
yourself, and can come off a bit conceited, but
it's just a mask to hide your lack of
experience.


What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
brought to you by Quizilla

moon??!!!

The Moon Card
You are the Moon card. Entering the Moon we enter
the intuitive and psychic realms. This is the
stuff dreams are made on. And like dreams the
imagery we find here may inspire us or torment
us. Understanding the moon requires looking
within. Our own bodily rhythms are echoed in
this luminary that circles the earth every
month and reflects the sun in its progress.
Listening to those rhythms may produce visions
and lead you towards insight. The Moon is a
force that has legends attached to it. It
carries with it both romance and insanity.
Moonlight reveals itself as an illusion and it
is only those willing to work with the force of
dreams that are able to withstand this
reflective light. Image from: Stevee Postman.
http://www.stevee.com/


Which Tarot Card Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Friday, September 17, 2004

u are smart?

Take the quiz: "How Smart Are You?"

Genius
You are incredibly clever

hahaha...very interesting!!

Paige,

You have confidence in your ability to get things done. You are a leader among friends, and a good one too. You are responsible and like to challenge yourself by taking up difficult tasks - and you usually succeed.


You're very careful and circumspect in all matters but you won't face any problems until they actually happen. Also you're a kind and sensitive person.


You are tough, hard-working and responsible. When you are assigned to do something, you will do your best no matter how difficult the job at hand might be.


You are soft-minded. You find it's too hard to say "No" to others, especially when you are pushed. Quite often, you are taken advantage of because of your soft-minded nature.

Wat kinda of bear am I?

Friend Bear
You are everyone's ideal friend because you are sincere and genuinely kind. Sometimes you worry about your friends' problems so much, you forget about your own responsibilities, which can get you into trouble. For you, it's the little things that really count. You also happen to be the main driver of the Cloud Car. No speeding!


me, Jasmine, u gonna b crazy!!

Take the quiz: "What Disney Princess Are You?"

Jasmine
Huge house, tiger, flying carpet, the heart of a man. What more could a girl ask for?

Wat my Birth month says!!

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studyin