Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Technophobic!

Let me first of all define what is "Technophobic".
It is made up of two stems, "Techno" which means technology and "phobic" which means fear.

Now you may wonder, what the hell I got to do with this word, and most probably would want me to cut the crap! coz u know english lah...

Ok, here is the story.

Recently, my one of my friends starts to call me to attend some seminars which are useful, I admit. But one of the big big main reasons why I din go and stay at home to pen this down is because, this type of seminars are damn LONG! It last for 7hours including the time taken to travel to and fro.

So guess what? Here are the impacts on me.

1) Obvious reasons being I will constantly be afraid I will miss the last bus. And that will cause me a hell of $$ if I miss and a probable case of heart attack or irregular heartbeat.

2) Next obvious reason is that My mum will NAG and SCold me even if I am not a kid now! I am late for home. Even if i dun have a curfew!

I hate that! Fight With my mum dun end nice and in the end the one who suffer will be me.
I am Mum-dependant.

3) LAck of sleep! God knows how many hours of sleep I need so I try to sleep as early as I can. Deprivation of sleep can lead to PANDA EYES, poor concentration, poor memory and most importantly, my face will be full of pimples.

And THAT will lead to another round of vicious cycle where mum will nag again at my complexion.

See I am so disadvantaged.

So I tried my best to convey my unwillingness to go and attend such kinda late classes. But Damn!!! Handphone rings and sms flew like crazy.. as if they were FREE!!!

They even gave me the kind of advice that If u dun attend you will REGRET!!!!

Now Who am I??? Am I that kind who give in so ez unless I am willing to give in? I have my freedom you know. Dun u coerce me!

Nvm the handphone, they start calling my house phone. So can u imagine, thru'out the day, I got scared of phone ring, n handphone vibrating. I switched it off. This is technophobic.

Guess WAT!!!

Now my friend start to scold me for it. Why did u own a hp? Drop into washing machine ah??

Haiz..Now I finally understand the theory and situation of technophoics that I used to read in books. I had never tot it as so bad until this nightmare hit me!! horrible!!!

ME going to suffer breakdown soon!!!

Help me!!!

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