Let me relate to u wat happened to me then!
830am
Shit! I forget that the lib printing centre not open yet. Luckily found another copier that's left open and operating.
Heng I din scolded by the rest. Whew!
Alas! Zap Zap Zap!
Guess wat, run out of cash value liao!!! DAmnit!
Rush down to the next storey far end corner for revaluation of card.
Came back, my guy gpmate said to me," Din occur to u that u can ask me to zap for u as well?"
Pressure! I am so used to depend on myself for watever share of work I received. Sounds to me like his male ego bruised.
I add on to it and say split the load of carrying the stack of papers to class without thinking that he is a guy. He juz grabbed the whole pile and go.
I think his ego seriously bruised. Oops!
My condolences to u having me as ur gpmate!
1115am
Ohmigod! After sloggin so hard for the job, I still miss out concepts??!!! Shit!
Luckily he say we not bad, otherwise I would have to " qie1 fu4 zi4 jing4"!!!!
God! wAt happen??!!!
The teeths, oops, no, the zipper is gone case!
My beloved pencilcase that accompanied me thru thick and thin has gone dismembered!!
WA!!!!! WA!!!!!! (plz imagine bb cries)
12-115pm
Wah Kau! Lost my personal and crucial item to me. I retraced my steps around the school. I still couldnt find it. Called mum and kanna scolded for being an idiot.
Guess wat??!!
It is lying on the floor of the bustop, drenching in rain!!!
120pm.
Shit..Why the bus turn this way instead of the other way??!!!
I realised to my horror that while i was talking to my mum and getting my penance, I actually board the wrong bus!!!!
It gets me further from my destination.
Shit I am pressing for time
Not that I cant get back but will make me reroute longer!!!
mum heard it and nearly want to strangle me over the phone!!!!
3pm
Ka bonk!!!!
Oei!!!!
Guess wat while I was admiring the clothes in Sun Plaza, I lan-ga with a small girl.
The mum was yelling at me.
I was apologizing profusely
Geez!!!
Cant let ur kids out of ur sight!!
And Excuse me auntie, though i ram into ur daughter, I was stepped by her and I juz step her shoes lor..
I am in pain sia. But I brave it for Val who is buying clothes.
A lesson to learn: 1) Rembr to look out for floor. Miniature toys Abroad!!!
2)And Last but not least, Who say kids are light-weight? My feet hurt!!
3)If no t, u will bear the guility conscience of knocking down the future
pillar of our nation!
455pm
Oops!!! I rembr I got something to buy for mum!
I called and I got scolded by mum b'coz of a packet of damn chicky...
Damnit!!!
I am going to tear u apart and dip u into hot spicy cauldron of fiery Sin Sin chili sauce and down my gastrointestional Tract!!! (in case u duno, the digestive system)
Still can find a suitable pencilcase. Wat i want is out of the colour i like!!!
8pm
WANTED
Who: Stupid Bird!!!
Last seen: My house!
Crimes: Damn shit in my room! gonna clean up!
Dead!!! But better still ALIVE!!(so that I can execute the Qing Dynasty torture series)
Dun let me find any bird that enter my house! I will get catapult and shot u dead or alive!!! How dare u make me clean ur mess after u poo!!!
Idiot!!!!
Of coz, mum had a good laugh over it and call it my retribution!!
Wonder for wat??!!
Conclusion:
As u can see I had a series of peaks and valleys today. Damn shit sure I wun forget the day n I haven got my new pencilcase!!!
wargh!!!
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