Courtesy of Gizmodo
Not a gadget in terms of being powered by electricity, this Babykeeper harness keeps your baby safe while you use the facilities at ball games, strip clubs, and crack houses. Hold on Tommy, daddy's gotta drop a deuce! Who's a good little boy, who's a good *uuuuuughn* little boy!
Presumably the baby faces inside the stall and not out, which would make for quite a strange greeting as fellow dump-ateers enter the facilities. Of course you could save a few bucks and just hang your baby from that coat-rack thing like John Biggs does, but his wife banned him from ever leaving the house again.
Bonus caption contest: tell us what each of those babies are thinking.
Geez..At first I tought this is a hanging device for kids to do erm..u know..that free falling off the bridge sort of things. I tot this is the safer version of it.
But upon closer look, geez...thye babes definitely look pathetic. Though it will help the adult when they are shopping alone with kids and needed the loo.
Hanging them on the wall of a toilet cubicle sort of make the babes look like mounted pieces of animals like those deer heads and tiger heads.
Geez....
Bet they are having this conversation with each other.
G: Hello, how come u are here? Did you do something wrong?
B: Hey! Nice to meet you! yoho!!! This is so fun!!! Who say I did something wrong?
G: Then how come you are doing detention with me?
B: Yippee!!!!! To-oin! Twang! Huh? Detention? I dun get it. I am doing sky diving now.
G: wah Lau! Detention also duno. See the way we got hang, my thighs and butt are numb. Not detention then wat is this called. That dumbass is still having fun, for god's sake! (Rolling her eyes)
Haha..................my own imagined scenario.haha........
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