前几天刚考完期末考，好心的教授留下了他的电话，我深知自己考得并不理想，心想打电话去问候一下教授，顺便打听自己的成绩，或者干脆向教授求情。
电话通了之后，我发现教授家竟然进步到使用电话语音服务!
电话中传来教授的声音：“来者是何人?是同事请按1，是我太太的朋友请按2，是我朋友请按3，学生请按9。”
于是我按了9。
接着教授的声音又出现了：“有啥事?问候请按1，问成绩请按2，讨论问题请按3，其他请按4。” 于是我按了2。
接着教授的声音又问：“你哪班的?1A请按1，1B请按2，1C请按……”’
于是我选了我的班级。
“报上你的学号，由按键输入，输入完请按#字键，重新输入请按*宇键。”
我乖乖的将自己的学号输入，接着便听到计算机的运作声音。
当我正期待听到我的成绩从电话的另一端传来时，教授的声音再次响起——
“除夕前有没有空?有空请按1，没空请按2。”
我一点都不知道教授为什么想知道这些事情，但是我想我寒假也没啥活动，于是我按了1。
语音继续着：“最近手头紧不紧?紧请按1，不紧请按2。”
不会吧!教授这么关心学生?难道想对学生伸出援手?正好我最近的手头非常紧，也许可以向教授周转一下，所以我按了1。
接着从电话的那头传采：“你被当了!本电话将在两秒后自动切断。”
错愕的我愣在电话前……
Sunday, October 31, 2004
past life!
Your Past Life:
The Soldier -- You may have spent your past life defending the rights of others and your country.
The Soldier -- You may have spent your past life defending the rights of others and your country.
Saturday, October 30, 2004
Wat a fantastic stroke of luck!!!!
Cant imagine this.........i went thru this yday.....
in the morning i went to sch ...originally suppose to be my free day...but ah..i can finish my work n i need my lecturer's advice so my fren n i went to c her.....
When i get off Bus....a mist condense in my spec...so i take off n wipe it away......at this moment the frame juzt burst out.....the screw came loose n i had my lens on my palms....then as i struggles to place it back...the lens frop to the pool of murky water....on the floor...n it broke....actually chip off a piece......so miserable sia......i got no $$$ liao n my spec just broke.....haiz...then i went to c lecturer lor...
she n me had a nice chat after grading my work.......got improvement....but still dun get the main idea....she say i will make it...but i doubt it....she very clever when i ask something specific about exam format.....she answered me in exchange for news on the teaching conducted by the teaching asst......hahaha.....i got sly.......neutral answer....
then go n mit mum go c doc.....very jialat.......my illness not yet recovered....
then go optical shop........wah...my eyesight failing......choose the frame also took me so long.....wah...140buck leh......burn a hole in my pocket........
Thursday, 28/10
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i was the tutor for the day of my tutorial...all i did was read the questions...coz i really duno wat the paper is about...then topic change to pokemon n i was so shocked...i din watch cartoons for long time....haiz....
in the morning i went to sch ...originally suppose to be my free day...but ah..i can finish my work n i need my lecturer's advice so my fren n i went to c her.....
When i get off Bus....a mist condense in my spec...so i take off n wipe it away......at this moment the frame juzt burst out.....the screw came loose n i had my lens on my palms....then as i struggles to place it back...the lens frop to the pool of murky water....on the floor...n it broke....actually chip off a piece......so miserable sia......i got no $$$ liao n my spec just broke.....haiz...then i went to c lecturer lor...
she n me had a nice chat after grading my work.......got improvement....but still dun get the main idea....she say i will make it...but i doubt it....she very clever when i ask something specific about exam format.....she answered me in exchange for news on the teaching conducted by the teaching asst......hahaha.....i got sly.......neutral answer....
then go n mit mum go c doc.....very jialat.......my illness not yet recovered....
then go optical shop........wah...my eyesight failing......choose the frame also took me so long.....wah...140buck leh......burn a hole in my pocket........
Thursday, 28/10
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i was the tutor for the day of my tutorial...all i did was read the questions...coz i really duno wat the paper is about...then topic change to pokemon n i was so shocked...i din watch cartoons for long time....haiz....
Sunday, October 24, 2004
Very true of the romance novels
hahaha....take a look at this..very interesting
打破传统之未婚先孕
昨天看了燕然的<找个理由>,实在是忍不住想跟大家分享一下.
实在是太佩服女猪了.
传统言情讲到女猪未婚先孕无非是以下几种情况:
1.男猪因误会女猪而与女猪分手,女猪发现自己怀孕,独自抚养孩子.N年后,男猪与女猪相遇,发现孩子,于是误会解开皆大欢喜.
2.男猪家长看不起女猪,于是乎派代表(通常是男猪母)与女猪私下谈判,女猪很有骨气的拒绝男母开出的支票,隐瞒怀孕的事远走他方.男猪因女猪的突然消失而开始游戏人间.N年后无意中发现一小男孩(注意非得是男孩,不然男猪母还是不会承认女猪)非常之亲切且与自己"一个模子里刻出来",于是^^^^^^并且^^^^^^,又是皆大欢喜.
3.男猪因仇恨而接近女猪,引诱女猪,强迫女猪.女猪拼命逃离男猪,最后终于逃脱成功(当然靠女猪自己是绝对逃不了的,这就需要女配的协助了,或者男猪发现自己爱她,而她居然恨自己,于是只得放手).女猪逃脱后发现自己爱上了他,还怀了他的骨肉,又没勇气面对他的恨(她到现在还以为男猪恨她),只好含辛茹苦把孩子带大.又是N年后,男女猪无意中(很有可能是男猪故意)相遇,发现原来对方是爱自己的,^^^^^^不用说了吧.
4.^^^^^^
通常我们称这类言情为地雷,实在很有扫扫的必要,但是燕然用这种老套的情节写出不同的面貌.
<找个理由>中女猪很拜金(这通常是女配的特质),为了要嫁给男猪不惜一切手段,男猪虽然知道孩子是自己的,但还是很鄙视女猪,迫于女猪的威胁只得娶她,婚后相敬如冰,加上婆婆千方百计离间女猪母子的感情,男猪对女猪的不信任,搞到最后女猪终于受不了放弃一切留书(当然是离婚协议书了)出走.
传统的颠覆到此为止,以后的部分纯属赚人热泪.
女猪的一句话让我印象深刻
"是，我是想飞上枝头变凤凰，想钓个金龟婿，想不劳而获，想过少奶奶的生活，买漂亮的时装，戴名贵的珠宝，出入上流社会，这离谱吗？有哪个少女不梦想变成灰姑娘？你认为我下贱，为了嫁你不择手段，卑躬屈膝，你认为我想吗？如果我是石油大亨的千金，我还用这样吗？ 至于追求财富，这不是现实的社会所推崇的吗？每一个人不都在做吗？只是方法各异罢了。一个穷学生，我所做的没有伤害任何人，一切全在法律与道德允许的范围内，我错在哪里了？而你们为了敛取财富，用尽手段，巧取豪夺，为富不仁，你敢拍胸口说你所花的每一分钱全是血汗钱，全是干干净净的，没逼别人跳楼自杀，贪婪如你们，有什么资格教训我?"
打破传统之未婚先孕
昨天看了燕然的<找个理由>,实在是忍不住想跟大家分享一下.
实在是太佩服女猪了.
传统言情讲到女猪未婚先孕无非是以下几种情况:
1.男猪因误会女猪而与女猪分手,女猪发现自己怀孕,独自抚养孩子.N年后,男猪与女猪相遇,发现孩子,于是误会解开皆大欢喜.
2.男猪家长看不起女猪,于是乎派代表(通常是男猪母)与女猪私下谈判,女猪很有骨气的拒绝男母开出的支票,隐瞒怀孕的事远走他方.男猪因女猪的突然消失而开始游戏人间.N年后无意中发现一小男孩(注意非得是男孩,不然男猪母还是不会承认女猪)非常之亲切且与自己"一个模子里刻出来",于是^^^^^^并且^^^^^^,又是皆大欢喜.
3.男猪因仇恨而接近女猪,引诱女猪,强迫女猪.女猪拼命逃离男猪,最后终于逃脱成功(当然靠女猪自己是绝对逃不了的,这就需要女配的协助了,或者男猪发现自己爱她,而她居然恨自己,于是只得放手).女猪逃脱后发现自己爱上了他,还怀了他的骨肉,又没勇气面对他的恨(她到现在还以为男猪恨她),只好含辛茹苦把孩子带大.又是N年后,男女猪无意中(很有可能是男猪故意)相遇,发现原来对方是爱自己的,^^^^^^不用说了吧.
4.^^^^^^
通常我们称这类言情为地雷,实在很有扫扫的必要,但是燕然用这种老套的情节写出不同的面貌.
<找个理由>中女猪很拜金(这通常是女配的特质),为了要嫁给男猪不惜一切手段,男猪虽然知道孩子是自己的,但还是很鄙视女猪,迫于女猪的威胁只得娶她,婚后相敬如冰,加上婆婆千方百计离间女猪母子的感情,男猪对女猪的不信任,搞到最后女猪终于受不了放弃一切留书(当然是离婚协议书了)出走.
传统的颠覆到此为止,以后的部分纯属赚人热泪.
女猪的一句话让我印象深刻
"是，我是想飞上枝头变凤凰，想钓个金龟婿，想不劳而获，想过少奶奶的生活，买漂亮的时装，戴名贵的珠宝，出入上流社会，这离谱吗？有哪个少女不梦想变成灰姑娘？你认为我下贱，为了嫁你不择手段，卑躬屈膝，你认为我想吗？如果我是石油大亨的千金，我还用这样吗？ 至于追求财富，这不是现实的社会所推崇的吗？每一个人不都在做吗？只是方法各异罢了。一个穷学生，我所做的没有伤害任何人，一切全在法律与道德允许的范围内，我错在哪里了？而你们为了敛取财富，用尽手段，巧取豪夺，为富不仁，你敢拍胸口说你所花的每一分钱全是血汗钱，全是干干净净的，没逼别人跳楼自杀，贪婪如你们，有什么资格教训我?"
LONG LONG TIME NO UPDATE!!!!
Sorry Pals....I am VEry EXTRMELY busy...so do bear with me!!!!
Let me update a few things...hope u dont mind my longwinded ness!!!
5/10, Tuesday
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hahhahaha.....wo de yi de xiao...ya deo yi de xiao......
i am laughing like siao...coz i did the most crazy thing today......
i answered a very simple( to me) and important question in front of the whole lecture group today.....here is the picture
the lecturer was very pissed off when a few pple tok, including the front row...there got 1 act cute gal who got scolded for toking in another class...
he warned them 3X, yet they very buey zidong.....so he dropped a bombshell"wat is the difference between capitalism and modernity?"
instantaneously.....everyone quieten now.......sum1 tried to answer but incomplete.So he said,"i shall continue the class after some1 answer me."he pulled a chair towards him and settle down, sipping from a can of coke...enjoying himself...
then i tot mayb some1 knows it..then i dun nid to answer coz i not very certain....then me n frenz start to discuss n it refresh my memory.....
then i think he is serious of not starting the class.....normally when no1 answer, lecturer will continue wif the class...egged on by my frenz....i had no choice but to say it loudly....
he is impressed n say"excellent!" and he gets up n started class..
classmates were clapping their hands for me from behind....
my frenz n groupmate were commenting i am a hero...
who knows i am trembling n blabbering..my face was flushed after i said it...my hands cold n tremble....i hate speaking aloud........
he didnt manage to finish all the lecture notes n told us to read on our own, included in exam some more...haiz.......
12/10, Tuesday
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Terrible sia..i overspend.....jialat...i think i beta stop my spending spree....but wat have i bought? i cant seem to rembr anything major...scared the hell out of me when i realsie i have got oli few bucks left in my Piggy.....oh god...my piggy has become the kids u c in starvation situation......wat am i going to do????? can i give her some of my fats???
16/10 Saturday
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i start to feel very...extremely uncomfy.......i have running nose and cant seem to stop...worse still, i got blocked ears....cant seem to hear anythign soft....but i had to go out wif mum.....haiz..no choice....bro tried to call me....but my hp in bag...cant help in noisy settings...then suddenly i caught it but it was too late......he came to find us.......i got a huge tirade from him!!!! for the rest of the day, he provoked me all the time...so mad sia...not my fault that i cant hear....noisy settings, blocked ear and running nose are deadly combination..he wun hear it......haiz....
mama pity me so she buy some peppermint leaves to boil for me drink....hehehehe.....thz ma....muack!!!
17/10 Sunday
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now i know, misfortune dun come singlehandly, they will bring partners!!!!!! my mum hurried me out of sudden to c a very strange lady.....so i rush out of my room...but as u know...my cable connecting to the router on the floor....i din c it so my left big toe caught it in between....and like i was playing rugby...catching the ball in landing position........except it is concrete and i am having a fall!!!! ouch..i was shocked and angry that i fell.....then i felt sharp pain..but think it is ok....by nite time i know the severity of the situation..my big toe cant bend!!!!!!!!and walking hurt like SNB!!!!!
resigned to my fate, i get some hot water from the boiler n do hot compress n rub some medicated oil......heng...no need to c "die-da" sinseh..........
Pearl Harbor extreme cool!!!!! hahaha....two episodes sia...but i have a question...y does JOsh Hartnett have to die? y not that Damn Ben Affleck? he survived Armangaddon...he must fall in Pearl Harbor.....isnt it a cycle?y must shuaige die??? sob sob...so sad.....
19/10 Tuesday
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i feel my flu getting serious.....very bad....but i cant go c doc..i got project to hand in tml....nid to do a lot of things as i discover that i copy wrong things..have to re-do....magic hour again......
20/10 Wednesday
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i sleep at 4 am this morning n i get up at 6am...yawnz.....i was late for the 1st lecture...i din mind liao....the lecturer quite angry sia..but i bo bian lah......
my fren ask how's the project coz she seen me yesterday...i shown her the work...she says, impressive...u rushed all these out????
then heng my translation tutor din say anything abt my interpretation.....u know y? coz i din do note-taking....i did instant translation.....suppose to be the difficult part...but i went thru it fine for three times....whew!!!!
21/10 Thursday
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Buay tahan liao...i was forced by dad like sending prisoner....off to the chung hwa clinic.....my family doc away on course......so i went in register...staff so slow n a bit duff on the system used..cant type my name.....then i blurt out my telephone number wrongly.....i say05 instead of 55.......haiz.......my dad glared at me.......
then wait for my turn........long wait...i manage to finish my translation h/w......
then went in ...old lady..she fidget very long on computer that i want to fall asleep....she din seem capable at 1st glance...maybe i was wrong....then she ask about my name.....very strange meh? she ask me how to write......i tot she cant do it on her computer again.....after that..she ask me,"are u a PRC?"
i was like "WHAT?!!!!!" i am a true,blueblood SINGAPOREAN!!!!!! furthermore, a hybrid between Malaysian n Singaporean shouldnt yield PRC, Peranakan mayb......
then she also shocked n say,"u Singaporean?" i nodded ...barely concealed my shock n anger....i was given a slip of paper wif my data all on it b4 i went in the room...i gave the slip to her n she did even c my NRIC had my birthyear on it...how can i be a PRC???!!!! ridiculous.....
then she key in things some more...suddenly turn towards me and ask," shen me shi? (wat?)"
i was blur for 3 sec......i was there becoz "wo you shi" otherwise i would be sitting there......then it dawn on me that she was asking for symptoms.......then i was like shd ask,"you she me zheng zhuang?(wat are ur symptoms?)"
then after that i ask if my voice will be ok after a feel days' rest? she replied an answer that nearly make me fall off my chair, "chi yao jiu hui hao lor (eat medication n u will b fine!!!!)" isnt it obvious.....i am asking how long will it take roughly..coz i got a presentation coming up and oral.....
then she told me to gargle with saltwater..i nearly rolled up my eyes.....wat an TRADITIONAL n useless method....now confirm she is very incompetent.......
I told this to my parent...both roar wif laughter over PRC part....start calling me zhong-guo-mei....mum even suggest i play with the doc by using faked beijing accent to reply the following, "oh, ni zhen me zhi dao? ni tai li hai le. (oh, how did u know? u are very clever.)"
i got three lines down my forehead.........the medicine very bitter n the pills so big.....poor me......have to drink coz my thing pileing up liao..
22/10 Friday
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Short day turn long day.....i mit groupmate..n pple suay me say i am very hyperactive today....full of ideas...meaning i not so clever during the normal days lah....
then i rushed to do work b4 i c my lecturer.....mit two OGL mates occupying the left n right side of me.....i felt crows juz flew past my head......
the one of the right say nothing....i was absorbed in that i din c him after much later....he changed a lot..so i not sure if him....the left one form a powerful tension as he sit beside me.....he called me n of course i respond..i din know wat to say n i mispronounced his name......actually i behave like siao kids online so i afraid to c him also..he ask very sensitively if i dun like to c him? i quickly say no....but i was trying to rush my work, nid to hand in which is true.....then he say oh......ok...carry on...dun mind me....
i heaved a sigh of relief inwardly......i continued wif my work...he looked at me very intently on how i work..i feel so uncomfy.....then when he left...i juz say goodbye.....at this time, the guy on my right start to fidget....he recognised the other guy n of course me....but he din say anything n so i din say anything...
i got a worse than ever imagined lecture from my lecturer on my work...she literally blasted at me for my slip-shortness......my whole work was ruined at the end of her tirade.....i nid to re-do a new piece.....haiz.....u know wat class this is? translation......
Let me update a few things...hope u dont mind my longwinded ness!!!
5/10, Tuesday
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hahhahaha.....wo de yi de xiao...ya deo yi de xiao......
i am laughing like siao...coz i did the most crazy thing today......
i answered a very simple( to me) and important question in front of the whole lecture group today.....here is the picture
the lecturer was very pissed off when a few pple tok, including the front row...there got 1 act cute gal who got scolded for toking in another class...
he warned them 3X, yet they very buey zidong.....so he dropped a bombshell"wat is the difference between capitalism and modernity?"
instantaneously.....everyone quieten now.......sum1 tried to answer but incomplete.So he said,"i shall continue the class after some1 answer me."he pulled a chair towards him and settle down, sipping from a can of coke...enjoying himself...
then i tot mayb some1 knows it..then i dun nid to answer coz i not very certain....then me n frenz start to discuss n it refresh my memory.....
then i think he is serious of not starting the class.....normally when no1 answer, lecturer will continue wif the class...egged on by my frenz....i had no choice but to say it loudly....
he is impressed n say"excellent!" and he gets up n started class..
classmates were clapping their hands for me from behind....
my frenz n groupmate were commenting i am a hero...
who knows i am trembling n blabbering..my face was flushed after i said it...my hands cold n tremble....i hate speaking aloud........
he didnt manage to finish all the lecture notes n told us to read on our own, included in exam some more...haiz.......
12/10, Tuesday
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Terrible sia..i overspend.....jialat...i think i beta stop my spending spree....but wat have i bought? i cant seem to rembr anything major...scared the hell out of me when i realsie i have got oli few bucks left in my Piggy.....oh god...my piggy has become the kids u c in starvation situation......wat am i going to do????? can i give her some of my fats???
16/10 Saturday
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i start to feel very...extremely uncomfy.......i have running nose and cant seem to stop...worse still, i got blocked ears....cant seem to hear anythign soft....but i had to go out wif mum.....haiz..no choice....bro tried to call me....but my hp in bag...cant help in noisy settings...then suddenly i caught it but it was too late......he came to find us.......i got a huge tirade from him!!!! for the rest of the day, he provoked me all the time...so mad sia...not my fault that i cant hear....noisy settings, blocked ear and running nose are deadly combination..he wun hear it......haiz....
mama pity me so she buy some peppermint leaves to boil for me drink....hehehehe.....thz ma....muack!!!
17/10 Sunday
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now i know, misfortune dun come singlehandly, they will bring partners!!!!!! my mum hurried me out of sudden to c a very strange lady.....so i rush out of my room...but as u know...my cable connecting to the router on the floor....i din c it so my left big toe caught it in between....and like i was playing rugby...catching the ball in landing position........except it is concrete and i am having a fall!!!! ouch..i was shocked and angry that i fell.....then i felt sharp pain..but think it is ok....by nite time i know the severity of the situation..my big toe cant bend!!!!!!!!and walking hurt like SNB!!!!!
resigned to my fate, i get some hot water from the boiler n do hot compress n rub some medicated oil......heng...no need to c "die-da" sinseh..........
Pearl Harbor extreme cool!!!!! hahaha....two episodes sia...but i have a question...y does JOsh Hartnett have to die? y not that Damn Ben Affleck? he survived Armangaddon...he must fall in Pearl Harbor.....isnt it a cycle?y must shuaige die??? sob sob...so sad.....
19/10 Tuesday
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i feel my flu getting serious.....very bad....but i cant go c doc..i got project to hand in tml....nid to do a lot of things as i discover that i copy wrong things..have to re-do....magic hour again......
20/10 Wednesday
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i sleep at 4 am this morning n i get up at 6am...yawnz.....i was late for the 1st lecture...i din mind liao....the lecturer quite angry sia..but i bo bian lah......
my fren ask how's the project coz she seen me yesterday...i shown her the work...she says, impressive...u rushed all these out????
then heng my translation tutor din say anything abt my interpretation.....u know y? coz i din do note-taking....i did instant translation.....suppose to be the difficult part...but i went thru it fine for three times....whew!!!!
21/10 Thursday
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Buay tahan liao...i was forced by dad like sending prisoner....off to the chung hwa clinic.....my family doc away on course......so i went in register...staff so slow n a bit duff on the system used..cant type my name.....then i blurt out my telephone number wrongly.....i say05 instead of 55.......haiz.......my dad glared at me.......
then wait for my turn........long wait...i manage to finish my translation h/w......
then went in ...old lady..she fidget very long on computer that i want to fall asleep....she din seem capable at 1st glance...maybe i was wrong....then she ask about my name.....very strange meh? she ask me how to write......i tot she cant do it on her computer again.....after that..she ask me,"are u a PRC?"
i was like "WHAT?!!!!!" i am a true,blueblood SINGAPOREAN!!!!!! furthermore, a hybrid between Malaysian n Singaporean shouldnt yield PRC, Peranakan mayb......
then she also shocked n say,"u Singaporean?" i nodded ...barely concealed my shock n anger....i was given a slip of paper wif my data all on it b4 i went in the room...i gave the slip to her n she did even c my NRIC had my birthyear on it...how can i be a PRC???!!!! ridiculous.....
then she key in things some more...suddenly turn towards me and ask," shen me shi? (wat?)"
i was blur for 3 sec......i was there becoz "wo you shi" otherwise i would be sitting there......then it dawn on me that she was asking for symptoms.......then i was like shd ask,"you she me zheng zhuang?(wat are ur symptoms?)"
then after that i ask if my voice will be ok after a feel days' rest? she replied an answer that nearly make me fall off my chair, "chi yao jiu hui hao lor (eat medication n u will b fine!!!!)" isnt it obvious.....i am asking how long will it take roughly..coz i got a presentation coming up and oral.....
then she told me to gargle with saltwater..i nearly rolled up my eyes.....wat an TRADITIONAL n useless method....now confirm she is very incompetent.......
I told this to my parent...both roar wif laughter over PRC part....start calling me zhong-guo-mei....mum even suggest i play with the doc by using faked beijing accent to reply the following, "oh, ni zhen me zhi dao? ni tai li hai le. (oh, how did u know? u are very clever.)"
i got three lines down my forehead.........the medicine very bitter n the pills so big.....poor me......have to drink coz my thing pileing up liao..
22/10 Friday
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Short day turn long day.....i mit groupmate..n pple suay me say i am very hyperactive today....full of ideas...meaning i not so clever during the normal days lah....
then i rushed to do work b4 i c my lecturer.....mit two OGL mates occupying the left n right side of me.....i felt crows juz flew past my head......
the one of the right say nothing....i was absorbed in that i din c him after much later....he changed a lot..so i not sure if him....the left one form a powerful tension as he sit beside me.....he called me n of course i respond..i din know wat to say n i mispronounced his name......actually i behave like siao kids online so i afraid to c him also..he ask very sensitively if i dun like to c him? i quickly say no....but i was trying to rush my work, nid to hand in which is true.....then he say oh......ok...carry on...dun mind me....
i heaved a sigh of relief inwardly......i continued wif my work...he looked at me very intently on how i work..i feel so uncomfy.....then when he left...i juz say goodbye.....at this time, the guy on my right start to fidget....he recognised the other guy n of course me....but he din say anything n so i din say anything...
i got a worse than ever imagined lecture from my lecturer on my work...she literally blasted at me for my slip-shortness......my whole work was ruined at the end of her tirade.....i nid to re-do a new piece.....haiz.....u know wat class this is? translation......