Men

Recently I met quite a few men.
Well let's not say met, but rather, hear or talk to them on MSN.
They are a group of unpredictable creatures.
I realli duno how to talk to them like I use to do it.
Group number 1 is Scary men
They will ask u for sex the moment they talk to u.
Worse still they like SM lor.
They will describe what they will do to u and u can gag over at the other end.

Group 2 is Hunks.
On yeah, they are very nice and gentle.
U think they are shallow. but sometimes they are not.
Some of them hold the dangerous job u can ever imagine.
They got the body that girls will scream and die for.
Geez.....
But sometimes they are thick headed.
Duno why dun ask me.

Group 3 is the narcissitic men.
This group can be old and young.
Geez...hell of a group.
They think they are very shuai which in fact is the quite the opposite.
They expect u to applaud them for their effort in flirting with u which make u want to do the opposite: Puke.
The old ones try to prove that their libido is still ever omnipotent.
while in fact i am sure declined with age to become monopotent.
geez....
cant imagine the mature sex where the old weathery leathery tree bark skin touches ur young and milky skin.
Sounds like incest......

Well well, so much for chatting experience online.
May be it is all in my imagination.
well, it certainly make me puke....

废人 and failure

废人 and failure they rhyme well.
Just realise this when u are at the pit bottom of your life.
Cant do anything well, cant even get on with ur life.
Forever money not enough.
Dun have a job and dun have a place in society.
Everything just hang there.
Like it stops for you but u know the earth and world still revolves.
Things are not stagnant but you just cannot get out of it.
oh yeah, forever suck into the bottomless pit like the black hole

水清则无鱼?

最近真的是太无聊了,所以拼命去想一些奇怪的问题。连以前古人的名言也重新思考一番。或许是头脑空置太久了，得运动运动。
最近刚刚啃完一本关于双边警方如何运用孙子兵法来破案并提高效率。
看完后，感触良多。
琢磨着两个礼拜后，终于被雷击中，得出另一种体会。

古人总有句名言，“水清则无鱼。”
按照以前的意思是，不管那一个朝代，当时贪官污吏太多，清廉着便进言皇上，必须来个大扫荡，杀一儆百，如此一来，便没有贪赃枉法，徇私舞弊等罪案，堪称水清 （朝廷）则无鱼（罪案）。

但是，水清真的无鱼吗？

按照今时今日的社会，这大概是不可能吧。
或许你会认为我是 杞人忧天，但是我是防范于未然主义者。
我并不认为水清则无鱼。相反的我认为水清则有鱼。
为什么呢？
扫荡也只是一时之间警惕他人。日子久了，人的戒心也散了，恐惧也不再犹如于耳，当然还是会挺而走险以贪一己之私。
当然，当初提出扫荡者或许还认为杀一儆百仍然奏效，便变的安逸了，当然不会再留神。
我却认为污墙刷白了一次，并不代表其不受污垢，甚至黄斑的侵袭。之后，还是一道污墙。
所以，水清还是有鱼。
我还记得电脑系的教授曾说过，consistent maintainence is more important. 一味的做 renovation 是治标不治本的，而且花费之巨，足以令人咋舌。
所以，我加上了自己的5个字。对仗不工整还请海涵。

水清则无鱼，后续则安余。

我同妈妈说了，她倍感惊讶于我的观点。原因就是日前，某位议员曾发表过类似言论。
我发誓我不曾见过那篇报道，纯属个人的灵机一动，被雷劈到而已。
如有类同，纯属巧合。本人概不负责。哈哈。

Penguin booksale

I was dragging myself to go to this booksale located at Expo.
Raining somemore.
Then luckily I got on the bus as soon as I arrived.
But at the third stop, I realised, shit I forgot my wallet. So I quickly get off the bus and called Val. Then I called Dad.
I had to walk back to the original bus stop to get it from dad.
haha....so lugi.
Anyway, I meet up with Val only to board a very crowded 858. Geez...we were standing all the way.
Finally when we reached the Expo, we found our paradise.
Why?
Becoz....
lotsa nora roberts!!!!!!
Haha.....so Heng, that I overspend.
Yeah Again!!
But I realised they dun accept the nets at counter. Luckily Val has extra cash.Otherwise the ATM incident (Read my previous blog entry) will occur again.
On the way back, we meet this ang moh on the shuttletrain
He was very polite and let us in the shuttletrain. He was standing opposite of us.
While on the train, we take our chance to check him out. Quite tall, very nice features.
Hehe.......
As you know, even though there are a lot of ang mohs in and out of Changi Airport every year, there are not much cool angmohs to watch.
Let alone so polite and gentlemanly one.
hehe...worth the trip..
Quote Mavis Freestone, This is totally MAG!!!

Canteen canned

Arts canteen gonna demolished.

I get the news from ST. Geez..I feel so heartbroken.
It is a place that holds many memories for me.
I remember the first time I went there was during JC to attend a seminar.
It was as crowded as ever but I liked the atmosphere.
The second time I went in Shame.
I was a private candidate then and was visiting my ex-friend who got in at her first try.
I remember the awkwardness of not able to mix in and feel like an intruder to a sacred place that I never got in.
I sat at the "Hell"'s level, staring at the winding path leading to the Biz faculty. Practically I was in hell.
Then the 3rd time I went in as a freshman.
I finally got in.
From then on, countless of times were spent there at various parts of the day.
Morning classes I would head straight to the soybean milk store to get my 1st cup of lifesaver at 745am or 830am. Otherwise you would have found me in the coffee store with coffee takeaway.
When I am hot and thirsty, it is dessert store for Ching Teng or Strawberry juice.
Geez... It is a place where we chanced upon Lecturers and staff.
Right!
Ranging from the gangster political science lecturer with his ever present banana papaya milkshake, to Korean lecturers who will wave at you and tap u surprisely on ur shoulder. haha.....
Geez...it is also the place where u get to see the clicks of various groups of friends and your cohorts.
It is also a place to spot couples like my TA and his gf.
hehe....
lotsa memory....
The famous Japanese Curry from jap food stall,
the forever in demand bak chor mee,
the ever ready smile from the coffee uncle,
the forever mixed veggie stall uncle saying, u are 1.50 again,
the forever spicy and so ever full szechuan dan dan noodles,
the auntie at the hor fun stall who forgive me when I take away my fish hor fun without paying only to come back later and then told me I was expecting u to come back..
Geez.....
So many wonderful memories
and a place to meet and strengthen friendship over food.
the old old nostalgia that many generations of art student pass thru...
the old feeling of studious kids passing on....
haha......
quite a place.....
To have it canned and make way for the new just sucks.
it does....

ditch ur whistle ladies!

No-Contact Jacket: Clothing as Weapon
Courtesy of Gizmodo

Now the lovely ladies can fend off those miscreants, or even their favorite misogynistic Gizmodo editor with the No-Contact Jacket, part of a line of clothing-as-weapons for women.
A mere 9-volt battery keeps those creeps at bay with 80,000 volts of Taser-like electricity. Hit the switch and teach that Neanderthal to keep his hands off the merchandise. There's an insulated rubber layer between you and the hot juice, but if you scratch your head while pushing the button, well, you'll be in for a shocking experience.
This is great stuff. Just the fact that such a jacket exists will fend off would-be attackers. Bravo. Maybe there will be one for guys, too. – Charlie White

Haha....this is a good way to ward of evil and to keep warm dun u think.
But those ladies who wish to flunk ur hair and make some suggestive moves with ur hair should be careful.
haha.....

Shit in the hands

Poop Soap
Courtesy of Gizmodo

Fun for both kids and the demented, this soap may be shaped like poo, but unlike real poo, it cleans your hands instead of dirtying them. It took me eight years of my life to learn this concept. And it wasn't even the first eight years!
"Nope It's Soap" is coffee scented and can even be used as a exfoliator. Each dookie is hand-made and unique, giving it that extra bit of realness. Great for your kids, or husband, who never seem to want to wash their hands. – Jason Chen

Haha...this seems like the perfect prank trick presents for ur friends, buddies or loved ones. Give them a scare and let them know that well shit can smell good too...as compare to the aroma of cuppucino..haha......

colourful halos

Credit & Copyright: Gil Esquerdo (Whipple Observatory)
Explanation: As a bright November Moon lit up the night sky last week, Gil Esquerdo spotted this lovely Moon halo overhead at the Whipple Observatory on Mt. Hopkins, Arizona. In the foreground, the structure and individual component mirrors of Whipple's 10 meter gamma-ray telescope actually block direct light from the lunar disk, emphasizing the halo in this dramatic view. The halo was caused by ice crystals in the thin high clouds above the observatory - crystals that are hexagonal in shape and produce the characteristic ring of light with a 22 degree radius. In fact, the ice crystal shapes are much like the flat, hexagonal mirrors of the specialized telescope in the picture. Used together the mirrors can collect brief flashes of optical light caused by high-energy gamma-rays impacting Earth's atmosphere.

Courtesy of APOD, NASA

Relaxation Heaven

Cosmo Hydromassage Whirlpool Bathtub With 8.5-inch LCD
Courtesy of Gizmodo

Although I've taken fewer baths than I have fingers, this Cosmo Hydromassage Whirlpool Bathtub may make me a believer in the benefits of lying down and splashing in my own filth.
The tub not only has adjustable air massage jets for the ladies (and men), there's also an 8.5-inch LCD with remote control. Besides the 7 jets, 9 bubble jets, and 6 massage jets, it has underwater lights, a super-bass connection, padded headrest, and cable inputs so you can watch DVDs, Cable, or your closed circuit feed to the nanny's bedroom.

Geez...this one certainly tempted me to buy.
Gosh...so posh and cool with the LCD and remote somemore. The massage jets looks cool and good for unisex....
too bad I dun have space to put leh...
any1 buying let me know..I will crash into ur house.hahaa...