Friday, August 19, 2005

Sure or not???!! AM I that bad??





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Thursday, August 18, 2005

WAH LAU!!!

I think I had a bad day and today is juz not my day! humph!!!
Let me relate to u wat happened to me then!

830am
Shit! I forget that the lib printing centre not open yet. Luckily found another copier that's left open and operating.
Heng I din scolded by the rest. Whew!
Alas! Zap Zap Zap!
Guess wat, run out of cash value liao!!! DAmnit!
Rush down to the next storey far end corner for revaluation of card.
Came back, my guy gpmate said to me," Din occur to u that u can ask me to zap for u as well?"
Pressure! I am so used to depend on myself for watever share of work I received. Sounds to me like his male ego bruised.
I add on to it and say split the load of carrying the stack of papers to class without thinking that he is a guy. He juz grabbed the whole pile and go.
I think his ego seriously bruised. Oops!
My condolences to u having me as ur gpmate!


1115am
Ohmigod! After sloggin so hard for the job, I still miss out concepts??!!! Shit!
Luckily he say we not bad, otherwise I would have to " qie1 fu4 zi4 jing4"!!!!

God! wAt happen??!!!
The teeths, oops, no, the zipper is gone case!
My beloved pencilcase that accompanied me thru thick and thin has gone dismembered!!
WA!!!!! WA!!!!!! (plz imagine bb cries)

12-115pm
Wah Kau! Lost my personal and crucial item to me. I retraced my steps around the school. I still couldnt find it. Called mum and kanna scolded for being an idiot.
Guess wat??!!
It is lying on the floor of the bustop, drenching in rain!!!

120pm.
Shit..Why the bus turn this way instead of the other way??!!!
I realised to my horror that while i was talking to my mum and getting my penance, I actually board the wrong bus!!!!
It gets me further from my destination.
Shit I am pressing for time
Not that I cant get back but will make me reroute longer!!!
mum heard it and nearly want to strangle me over the phone!!!!

3pm
Ka bonk!!!!

Oei!!!!

Guess wat while I was admiring the clothes in Sun Plaza, I lan-ga with a small girl.
The mum was yelling at me.
I was apologizing profusely
Geez!!!
Cant let ur kids out of ur sight!!
And Excuse me auntie, though i ram into ur daughter, I was stepped by her and I juz step her shoes lor..
I am in pain sia. But I brave it for Val who is buying clothes.

A lesson to learn: 1) Rembr to look out for floor. Miniature toys Abroad!!!
2)And Last but not least, Who say kids are light-weight? My feet hurt!!
3)If no t, u will bear the guility conscience of knocking down the future
pillar of our nation!


455pm
Oops!!! I rembr I got something to buy for mum!
I called and I got scolded by mum b'coz of a packet of damn chicky...
Damnit!!!
I am going to tear u apart and dip u into hot spicy cauldron of fiery Sin Sin chili sauce and down my gastrointestional Tract!!! (in case u duno, the digestive system)

Still can find a suitable pencilcase. Wat i want is out of the colour i like!!!

8pm

WANTED


Who: Stupid Bird!!!
Last seen: My house!
Crimes: Damn shit in my room! gonna clean up!
Dead!!! But better still ALIVE!!(so that I can execute the Qing Dynasty torture series)

Dun let me find any bird that enter my house! I will get catapult and shot u dead or alive!!! How dare u make me clean ur mess after u poo!!!
Idiot!!!!
Of coz, mum had a good laugh over it and call it my retribution!!
Wonder for wat??!!

Conclusion:
As u can see I had a series of peaks and valleys today. Damn shit sure I wun forget the day n I haven got my new pencilcase!!!
wargh!!!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

National Day!

First of all, I would like to extend a very very warm greeting.

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!!!!!

Haha..It was fun. I went to the carnival at Yishun with Val. We walk all the way to the place.
The place is severely cordoned off and lotsa guys in uniform. Juz hate to c them in uniforms.
The carnival was more of a display of the various divisions of the SAF. U have the Infantry, Logistics, Communications n Engineers. Some of the field is wet and Val wondered if they had some demostrationsgoing on earlier that make use of water.

Surprise! Surprise! Kids actually crowded around the IPPT tent.
Why??
Coz there are candies!! haha....old treat for kids but they still love them anyway. No matter how clever they are, they are still kids at heart!
The Army guys had their fair share of laughter watching kids jumped the standing broad jump, shuttle run n the pull-ups.
Oh....by the way, Val actually mentioned that one of the army guys at the standing broad jump station is quite cute. Have to agree to it grudgingly. I dun like mens in uniforms. Juz instant dislike! Dun ask me why!

The next attraction with kids is the ammunition. The SAR21, the short range launcher, the truck rifles...had kids using and climbing up. There is a guy in full combat field gear with his face painted green around.wonder if his face itched all putting up the make-up for the whole day.

Next is the firworks.
The fireworks was above my head. It is so glam! N nice. Though it leaves a lingering smell of explosives. Everyone was screaming and shouting. haha...I did my fair share too.
The sight of golden wheat thrown into air, the swirling brilliance, the golden multicolour rays of fireworks all lit up the otherwise boring nightscape of Yishun.
All u can see people crowding in the few top floors of the HDB flats around the field. Juz like pigeons. haha....

As we walk our way home, we stop again as I remembr the truck n the artillary are coming round. So we waited near the big road again!
I mentioned to Val that it seems like the old movie flick of Hitler where the army had a victory in war n its people in Berlin are rushing to welcome the them back, waving their hands n flags.
It was totally cool. The army guys in green are waving like mad but some keep their cool n not wave.

We headed our way back! Such a nice nite!!

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Birthday Pressie!

Well, today I went out with Val, Cowsy and Xin. We went out to pick my pressie. We had our lunch at Subway. And the Wheat bread is fabulous so is the Tuna Classic.

I tot Val and the rest have given up on the idea of a dress or skirt. But me being unaware and blur, soon found out it is otherwise.

Not that I refuse to try anything, but I am a bit numbed by the few trips of clothes trying on. So lathargic is the word, plus my left eyelid a bit swollen.

Think my refusal and my fussiness had Everyone sweltering and temp soaring, pissed at me, in midst of the aredi high temp outside.

Wat my idea of a dress or skirt is juz plain or hidden design, monocolour. I dun like the others. I am quite affected by the heat and the stupid eye, so my mood swing set in. But I try to calm myself down. I realli hate myself for spoiling the day. I know it is hard to go shopping with a group of frenz. A rare opportunity.

I realli like the oriental kind at projectshop blood bros. hehe...I never know i could fit in a size3 tight fitting tee. realli something. I like the lotus n greens very refreshing for a design. I am not those funky type nor am I the one who like slinky dress n goes partying.

Then we try a green number at an "oriental" kind of self design shop. It certainly looks nice on the model but alas! design for a smaller body. Though a wrap skirt, the cut is a bit too high when I wear so to a rough person, very very impractical. I might be caught as exhibitionist leh.
I like a lot of fabrics. Cant bear my carrot legs to hurt other's eyes.

Finally, without choice, Val get me to the Esprit outlet near our house and I got wat i want. Tees!!!
Heehee!! I can afford 3pieces as I stretch the dollars!! Thanks Gals, for the pressie! Sorry for letting u bear with my fussiness and hot temper.

In conclusion, I still think that skirts are not for me! I am still every bit rough n hot tempered. Still thinks jeans n pants suits me more!!
hehe

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Technophobic!

Let me first of all define what is "Technophobic".
It is made up of two stems, "Techno" which means technology and "phobic" which means fear.

Now you may wonder, what the hell I got to do with this word, and most probably would want me to cut the crap! coz u know english lah...

Ok, here is the story.

Recently, my one of my friends starts to call me to attend some seminars which are useful, I admit. But one of the big big main reasons why I din go and stay at home to pen this down is because, this type of seminars are damn LONG! It last for 7hours including the time taken to travel to and fro.

So guess what? Here are the impacts on me.

1) Obvious reasons being I will constantly be afraid I will miss the last bus. And that will cause me a hell of $$ if I miss and a probable case of heart attack or irregular heartbeat.

2) Next obvious reason is that My mum will NAG and SCold me even if I am not a kid now! I am late for home. Even if i dun have a curfew!

I hate that! Fight With my mum dun end nice and in the end the one who suffer will be me.
I am Mum-dependant.

3) LAck of sleep! God knows how many hours of sleep I need so I try to sleep as early as I can. Deprivation of sleep can lead to PANDA EYES, poor concentration, poor memory and most importantly, my face will be full of pimples.

And THAT will lead to another round of vicious cycle where mum will nag again at my complexion.

See I am so disadvantaged.

So I tried my best to convey my unwillingness to go and attend such kinda late classes. But Damn!!! Handphone rings and sms flew like crazy.. as if they were FREE!!!

They even gave me the kind of advice that If u dun attend you will REGRET!!!!

Now Who am I??? Am I that kind who give in so ez unless I am willing to give in? I have my freedom you know. Dun u coerce me!

Nvm the handphone, they start calling my house phone. So can u imagine, thru'out the day, I got scared of phone ring, n handphone vibrating. I switched it off. This is technophobic.

Guess WAT!!!

Now my friend start to scold me for it. Why did u own a hp? Drop into washing machine ah??

Haiz..Now I finally understand the theory and situation of technophoics that I used to read in books. I had never tot it as so bad until this nightmare hit me!! horrible!!!

ME going to suffer breakdown soon!!!

Help me!!!